Friday, 1 February 2013

Fanfiction 101

Fanfiction - you either love it, or you hate it.

Or rather, to the world of fanfiction!
Or both. Or you can hate loving it. Or love hating it. It's possible. Trust me.

Of course, I will discuss Harry Potter fanfiction here! And yes, I know, most of you already know /everything/ about it, but hey, it’s nice to go back to the basics for once.

DEFINING FANFICTION – a trip to urbandictionary.com:

“Fanfiction is when someone takes either the story or characters (or both) of a certain piece of work, whether it be a novel, tv show, movie, etc, and create their own story based on it. 

Most people think fanfiction is just a way of letting someone’s favorite characters having sex. And yeah, I’d be lying if I told you that most fics are decent, well written pieces of art. But most of you who also have been spending way too much time reading fanfics would agree with me when I say that there are some great stories on there as well!

So, I could tell you everything about fanfiction, or I could tell you to go out and find out about it yourself! I’m going with the latter. Really, even if you already know a lot about fanfiction, try to find some new ships to read about. I, for example, set myself a goal to read about as many different ships as possible. Yes, even the bad ones. You might end up liking ships you hated before! Although some might dislike that.. *cough* people like me *cough* 


Hermione is done with it, guys!

I suggest you go to fanfiction.net, since it has a lot of fics, a useful search engine and mainly because it’s the site I use. Enough said!

Here, mainly for the newbies, some words you definitely need to know when you start reading fanfiction:

Ships: a ship, from the world “relationship”, stands for a pairing. Most ships also have a ship name, for example James and Lily is named Jily. Knowing that, it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out what Romione or Hinny stands for. And then you also have the “weird” ones.. Yes, I’m looking at you Weasleycest and Malfoycest shippers. And "cest" as in incest. So yeah. No hate, though. 

Canon: a story that is true to the original.

Headcanon: a story/detail of a story which is made up by fans. Like, Harry is sorted into Slytherin and BAM, it’s Drarry time.

AU: alternative universe: some aspects of the story are different from the original book, movie, etc. It could also be a whole different universe, for example, there never was a school called Hogwarts, and Harry meets Ron at .. uhm.. the pub or something. It's all possible!

Fiction ratings – these are used on fanfiction.net:
·         K: Story is suitable for all ages – aww, cute stories
·         K+: children over 9 years of age – cute
·         T: teens, 13 or older – getting somewhere
·         M: older teens, 16 and older – yup, there it is
·         MA: 18+ * - well..
*MA has been banned from multiple sites, also from fanfiction.net.

Cross-over: Two different stories are combined in one fic. For example, Voldemort and Sauron are working together. Or the Criminal Minds cast solving a murder at Hogwarts. Or maybe a Portkey takes Harry to Camelot. Everything’s possible! And with everything, I mean e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g..

Slash: gay sex – or just homosexual pairings.

Different worlds: in the Harry Potter fanfictions you have the following worlds/era’s:
·         Pre-Hogwarts: what happened before Hogwarts; Harry’s life at the Dursleys.
·         Hogwarts: this one should be pretty clear.
·         Post-Hogwarts: what happened after the Second Wizarding War
·         Founders: about the Hogwarts Founders
·         Marauders: James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Lily, Regulus, etc.
·         Next generation: Scorpius, Lily Luna, Albus Severus, Rose and so on.
Lots of feels. 

OTP: One True Pairing, or in other words: someone’s favorite ship. As in, thinking about it 24/7, making fan art, writing fanfictions and of course, crying when you think about it. The life of a fangirl isn't easy.

Fluff: fanfiction with lots of romantic, happy, cute content. Not like smut (sexual/erotic), angst, etc.

POV: Point of View, that is understandable, right? 

Gen: when a fanfiction is described as “gen” it is written for a general audience. Without slash, headcanon, etc. –  ah, I didn’t know this before.

NC-17: this is originally a rating system for movies, but you’ll definitely come across this when you’re reading fanfiction. It can be compared to M-rated fanfiction. 

Mary Sue: a character, usually female, who is perfect in every way. They usually get in a relationship with the main character, or help them. A Mary Sue is usually written by a beginning author, and many readers describe them as “annoying”. A male version is called Marty-Stu or Gary Stu. - you should all thank my friend for this information.

Chickron -  I ship it
So, that was that, And yes, there is so much more than what I mentioned in this blog, but this is what you really need to know. Next articles could be about “weird ships”, “best/worst fanfictions”, and so on. You’ll just have to wait and see. 

Not that I would like to read weird ships, of course.. No. Not in the slightest. *nervous laugh*

"Weird ships are cool!" - my dear friend, who's also going to be my beta reader. Thanks in advance! 


Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Harry Potter: a real life Lumos!


-Dumbledore
Struggles. Difficult times. We all have and go through them. Too much stress. Illness. Exams. Work.  Friends. Family. People in general. Sometimes things are just a little too much. What to do? Who to turn to?

Harry Potter. The books, the films, the fandom, anything!

The whole "my HP books are my Portkeys to Hogwarts" thing couldn't be more true. There's nothing better than reading/watching Harry Potter after a long day at Muggle school, surrounded by people who are complete idiots or just worse than Umbridge. Of course, you have the normal and nice people as well, but you have to admit, the "people worse than Umbridge thing" sounds better for this article blog thingy. Obviously.

I don't know about you guys but whenever I feel down, which of course happens to anybody, I just pick up my Harry Potter book and read. That's all. It's a life saver. Your own Lumos! Like eating some chocolate after an attack of a Dementor!  Remember that.

And of course, think about the wonderful quote above. Inspiring, right? Right?! Yes!

Nox!





What the hell is a Potterhead?!


This might be interesting to those of you who aren't familiar with the crazy* people who are called Potterheads. Or to those who just want to surround themselves with more Potter related stuff, like myself! I promise, this is also enjoyable for the insufferable know-it-all Potterheads. Let's just start with the basics; defining the word "Potterhead". Well, a small trip to the Urban Dictionary provided us with the following information:


"Amazingly cool people who are obsessed with Harry Potter.
Person 1: Have you got Deathly Hallows yet?
Person 2: Hell, yeah! I was at my local book shop from 7pm until Midnight on 20th July 2007 to buy it!
Person 1: 'Course, you're such a Potterhead *gazes adoringly*"

Obsessed? I like to call it "dedicated". Alright, obsessed is pretty damn accurate.. And this one:

"An extreme version of a fan of the Harry Potter books. 

The extremity of a particular Potterhead's behavior can range from merely obsessing about the books by reading them more than 5 times each, and the movies by watching them more than 5 times each, to a fangirl or boy who stalks the celebrities, own a livejournal to write fanfiction, draw fanart, post self-made YouTube fanvideos, pray to shrines accordingly to their section of the fandom (eg. The Good Ship, slash, Manippers...etc), listen to Wizard rock (Wrock) and/or spend hours on a discussion forum debating on theories and opinions.

The ages of Potterheads can range from 13-80, depending on the maturity of the person. Extremists are generally older, as the Harry Potter fandom revolves largely around sex between characters, money needed to BUY Harry Potter items (that parents are unlikely to comply with), and a good sense of humor and wit to protect, again, the Potterhead's section of the fandom, as sections tend to clash (eg. Shipping Wars).

A Potterhead, however, is not a 10 year old who wears Harry Potter gear, dresses up with glasses, a cape, and a drawn on scar. A Potterhead is NOT one who thinks Ron Weasley is stupid (with exception to radical H/Hrshippers). A Potterhead is not one who does not know how to read, but watches the films and worships Emma Watson. A Potterhead is not a nerd. Nerds are too busy studying to obsess about pop culture.

A Potterhead can be closely affiliated with fangirl, fan, or Obsessed Freak of Nature. 

11 year old Girl: OH EM GEE! I luV HaRrY POtTeR! It Is SoOo KeWl! RoN is So StUpId! I hAvE aLl tHe MoVieS On DvD! I dOn'T uNdErStAnD wHy Harry/Hermione DoN't GeT tOgEtHeR! DeY aRe So MeAnT 2 b In da MoViEs!
Potterhead: Go fuck yourself, you friggen peice of shit. *SQUEEE*"

Some people without knowledge of HP, fangirls, crazy shippers, fanfiction and wrock music will probably be wondering what the above was all about. But yeah, I can't explain everything at once, can I? 
I think this definition is quite .. perfect. Especially the last part of it, about fake fans and true Potterheads. I remember one time, there was this boy and he was saying things like, "I'm such a Potterhead." So I, happy that I had finally found a fellow Potterhead, asked him: "And what's your favorite HP book?" He looked at me and casually said, "I never read them. They're boring."
"Boring." "Booooring." I still hear the word. Over and over again. "Boring..." Yes, it was extremely difficult for me to not use my wand and Avada Kedavra his ass off. But I managed to stay calm. We don't want the Ministry of Magic to know we're using magic in front of Muggles, do we?

A non Potterhead is now probably also wondering what a Muggle is. Well, it's someone without any magical abilities. Or how some like to define it; someone who's not into Harry Potter. 
So, what the hell is a Potterhead?!
An awesome magical person who thinks about Harry Potter 24/7. And who usually owns a Twitter/Tumblr/Facebook account/page dedicated to HP, where they obsess about it all the time.
IT'S CALLED SHARING THE MAGIC, BOYS AND GIRLS!

So, there we go. My first blog. 

Nox!**

*Crazy in a good way, 'o course!"
**A spell used to extinguish the light made with a Lumos spell, which creates light. Basics, guys.